Sunday, January 29, 2017

We Got Trumped!

People often try to put down Trump. Even though I'm *extremely* opposed to him, I find myself forced to confront such people and say hey:

- money-wise, he lost it all then made himself a billionaire again (which makes the whole "oh it's all his daddy's money" argument a big pile of horse dung).
- fame-wise: the man became a TV AND social media star.
- as a father: he made awesome kids, one of them is a woman that is extremely strategic and smart, killer in business, and gorgeous (in fact was a model).
- women: what can I say, he owned a beauty pageant and married 2 different gorgeous women over the years.
- power-wise: well... Heh... He made president of the most power country in the world!

So when you're someone who works a 9-5 and has a mortgage, please, spare us the loser talk.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Hand me my Purse عطيني صاكي

أعطيني صاكي Hand me my purse
 باغا نماكي wanna put on make up
 باغا نبان ليوما زوينة wanna look nice today
الشعر زعر hair blond
 العكر حمر lipstick red
 حالفة تنوض روينة swear ama raise hell

وندير حالة فالرجالة turn on the guys
 كلشي يغوت يا الغزالة each screaming oh gazelle
نمرة عفاك your number bless you
 نهدر معك talk with you
 مولات لعون لقتالة one with the deadly eyes

زين يهبل أما شعر oh such hair turns people crazy
 لي شافو يغوت اناري they see it and scream fire 
ألبس دجين wear my jean
 صاكي زوين my purse is pretty
 ف لونو نصبغ أضفاري paint my nails same color

خارجة نفوج مع راسي Going out to have fun alone
 يا خلوني نعيش احياتي Just lemme live my life
نتسارا نجلس ف كافي Relax sit in a cafe
 نطلق الويفي ونبقى نشاطي open the wifi and chat

وعارفة حدودي.. and I know my limits!