Smelly Rap #3

Another Monday rolls and the smell stays true
I walk into the meeting room and it smells like poo
I look around and sure, there's the source of the rot
The very same guy, take a shower! will you not?

Of course I say all that, within my little brain
Because the truth is, speaking out will bring pain
And thus I stop breathing, and hope this ends soon
For the workplace feels hostile, I'd rather be on the moon!

Keep Calm ;)

keep calm and sleep in the nude
trust me it'll improve your mood
your body will rest, your sex will improve
especially, when you feel her body move
and even if.. you're in the bed alone
you can always imagine you can hear her moan
and when you do, and you feel the urge
just head to the tub, go on and submerge
so as you can see, one thing lead to another
cuz you took the nude choice, not the other!

--Faris