MS Windows Incest
I stumbled upon this recently thanks to a friends of mine. Thought some people might find it as hilarious as I did:
RE: It doesn't help any that NT's father, 95, produced NT via a union with his daughter, 98.
Gross. Well actually, NT (going back to 3.xx) was not the daughter of W95xW98, but rather the (already) bastard child of Win3.11 who raped his mother VMS during the First War of the OS (ugly, ugly -- you don't really want to know).
Therefore NT3.5 is W95's stepsister -- given that W95 is the legitimate heir of Win3.11. It turned out then that W95, who was a real pervert due to its dominant 16-bit gene, chkdsked his stepsister NT3.51 (they don't used words like "fscked" in that family, they have their own lingo), who begat NT4.0. Then NT4.0 and his aunt W98 both got drunk one night, and soon they gave birth to Win2K. Somehow at that point in the family tree, the 16-bit gene got culled out. But the inbreeding continues...
You can find the original posting at:
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=409646&cid=21951184
RE: It doesn't help any that NT's father, 95, produced NT via a union with his daughter, 98.
Gross. Well actually, NT (going back to 3.xx) was not the daughter of W95xW98, but rather the (already) bastard child of Win3.11 who raped his mother VMS during the First War of the OS (ugly, ugly -- you don't really want to know).
Therefore NT3.5 is W95's stepsister -- given that W95 is the legitimate heir of Win3.11. It turned out then that W95, who was a real pervert due to its dominant 16-bit gene, chkdsked his stepsister NT3.51 (they don't used words like "fscked" in that family, they have their own lingo), who begat NT4.0. Then NT4.0 and his aunt W98 both got drunk one night, and soon they gave birth to Win2K. Somehow at that point in the family tree, the 16-bit gene got culled out. But the inbreeding continues...
You can find the original posting at:
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=409646&cid=21951184
posted by The One at 5:39 PM
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