Me and friend Rapping

ME:
mothafukka smellin bad
walking like he's pee-clad
asking silly mobile thing
while his clothes are full of tink

Friend (as he is consumed by his dark roast coffee):
One brother tripping
The other sipping
Former about piss
Latter his coffee hot like a miss

ME:
look at you all fly
actin like a cool guy
ignoring that boys' smell
saying that the day's so swell!

Friend:
Fear not the subtle odour
Nuttin' but dirt on the shoulder
Get a taste of this dark roast
You too will love life the most

Me (the following Monday):

Oh no it's Monday and the stench is back again

If he keeps going this way It'll drive me insane

Someone please tell me what can I possibly do

This boy wouldn't smell better had he been covered with poo!